Onion Glasses

uh oh - beer goggles alert.?

so i was just, you know, hanging out at a bar, got chatting to some girl and she seemed nice. couple of tequilas later she was at my flat - and one thing led to another.. then as she was about to undress she said 'i hope you dont mind, but im pre-op transexual' then lowered her underwear to reveal a penis. i didnt know what to do so i ran out of my flat and i went for a walk, i came back and all my possessions had gone and the only thing left was her penis- in the middle of the kitchen floor. i mean she must be dead now? can i get done for murder? im assuming shes dead due to loss of blood- not because i broke her heart or anything. also i havent touched the penis- it could be fake. please read the question with a southern american accent.

Public Comments

1. hahaha she tricked you man, she must had a dildo on or a made up penis. lesson to learn is kick them out of your house next time it happens.